My name is Stephen Cole (but that is just a cover as I am the exiled King Jasper the 3rd of the planet Zog. Don't tell anyone.) I came to Earth in 1949 in a place called Coventry, England, however it was closed and having recently visited the place, it should have stayed that way.

Ok I am talking rubbish My life is the usual story, married, divorced with 2 kids who have now grown up and still ask for money. I live here in Pago del Humo, just outside Chiclana 7kms from the sea, soaking up sun and booze in equal amounts. I like it here and intend to stay until I die ( my nieghbour has said can I delay that last part until I have paid my share of the road surfacing)

The last 15 years of my life has had me involved in computers and I was developing web sites way back in 1995. I made a good deal of money that I spent on wicked women, fine wine, the best food and gambling, the rest of the money I made was wasted.

When I moved here it was a bit of a nightmare I picked a builder/estate agent who was incompetent and a complete s*** however all is well now but I have added adverts from those who helped me get my home right.

If you have a suggestion for the site please email me through this link